I told her no. I believe that a large percentage of morons manage to eliminate themselves from the gene pool long before they have the opportunity to breed.
Unfortunately, sometimes they get lucky. Today was one such occasion for Pennsylvania teens Samantha Schermanhorn and Kaylie George.
Schermanhorn and George, both 13, decided that it would be a good idea to sunbathe in the middle of the road.
Granted, it wasn't the fast lane on I-95 during rush hour, but still... it was a road.
Dozing off, the teens were rudely awoken some time later by a passing car, which ran them both over.
They were airlifted to the Children's Hospital of Pittsburgh, where they are reported to be in fair condition.
Fret ye not, dear readers. I have absolute faith that these two muppets will be receiving Darwin Awards well before they have a chance to sign on for unemployment...
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"No dear, posthumous does not refer to an after-snack activity"