Keeping track of multiple love interests can be hard in today's modern age of Internet dating.
So what better way to keep track of all your potential mates than by creating a spreadsheet, enabling you to rate them all on appearance, personality, and irritating habits?
That's exactly what 28-year-old investment banker David Merkur figured, and for a while things were going well... until he made the mistake of forwarding the spreadsheet to one of the women he was dating.
Given that some of the comments he included on the spreadsheet were less than flattering - Merkur describes one woman as "very jappy" - the spreadsheet unsurprisingly went viral.
Merkur, who is presumably banned from Match.com, has suddenly found himself with a lot more free time on his hands.
He should probably use it to take a few anti-retard classes.
With brains like this running the banks, we may as well start stashing our money under the mattress again...
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