Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Five-Year-Old Brings Heroin to School for Show and Tell

Teacher: "Does anyone have anything for show and tell today?

Little Johnny: "I do, Miss!"

Teacher: "What have you got there, Little Johnny?"

Little Johnny: "Fifty packets of top grade smack. Who wants to trade their Cheetos?"

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"Has anyone seen my kid? He's about 3ft tall, dark hair... oh yeah, and he's carrying 50 packets of heroin..."

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