Donning his wife's clothes during her weekly visit and adding a wig for good measure, the drug trafficker confidently strode past the guards in the jail in Alagoas state, in north-eastern Brazil.
Unfortunately, Silva forgot to ask his wife one vital question: How does one walk in high heels? His oversight cost him his freedom after one guard (apparently the only one who wasn't legally blind) spotted him teetering around at a bus stop and hauled him back to jail.
The most worrying part of the story is that Silva managed to get past the first set of guards looking like this...
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"Does my penis look big in this?"