If there were a Darwin Award for stupidity resulting in jail rather than the afterlife, petty thief Marques Hoskins would surely be one of this year's contenders.
After breaking into a woman's Manhattan apartment and stealing her cell phone, the dopey burglar responded to a text from police telling them he would return the phone in exchange for $500 and a date with the victim.
Unbelievably, Hoskins showed up for the appointed rendezvous and was stunned when instead of a grateful young lady, he was met by an officer wielding a pair of handcuffs.
You can't fix stupid.
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