Unfortunately for the 21-year-old Minnesota man, his efforts to perfect the art of making a quick getaway with a large electronic device stuffed down his trousers were unsuccessful.
A police officer spotted King attempting to waddle nonchalantly across a parking lot and handcuffed the thief when he noticed him reaching for something in his pants.
Luckily for the officer, King was neither trying to proposition him nor shoot him; the object he was reaching for was a stolen 19-inch flat screen TV.
Hopefully he'll be screened in jail...
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Is that a TV in your pants or are you just pleased to see me?