Thursday, February 9, 2012

Fake Rhino Attempts Zoo Escape

Zoo Manager: "Everyone, it has come to our attention that large mammals escaping from the zoo would not be good for admission sales."

"We must take all possible precautions to avoid such an incident. Does anyone have any suggestions?"

Employee: "We could dress Bob and Dave up as a giant rhino and have them try to sneak past us at the gate."

[General all-round snickering]

Zoo Manager: "Excellent idea Stevens! I happen to have a rhino costume in my locker. Bob! Dave! Come with me..."

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