If you live in New Bedford, Massachusetts, look away now...
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Let's start the timer for a minute's worth of bad dental puns:
Wow, that dentist really didn't respect his patients' fillings.
I bet he got on a lot of people's nerves.
He definitely wasn't telling his patients the whole tooth.
No way a real dentist could do this to his patients; it must have been the guy who was filling in.
I hope his patients braced themselves for that procedure.
He really shouldn't be surprised about getting caught, he knew the drill.
I wonder if the police who arrested him gave him a cavity search.
Alright, alright, let's see you do any better...