Friday, March 2, 2012

Man Registers his Dog to Vote

The average IQ of voters in New Mexico increased by several points this week, after a man successfully registered his dog to vote.

Buddy the black lab received his registration card two weeks after owner Thomas Tolbert registered him at a booth on the University of New Mexico campus, using a fake social security number and made up date of birth.

Tolbert, who says he was trying to prove how easy it is to falsely register to vote, may now face criminal charges for his actions.

Meanwhile Buddy, a registered Democrat, will be campaigning for marriage equality, higher taxes for the 1%, and unlimited free dog food for all.

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Buddy was a registered Democrat, but he had several issues with the party's stance on immigration

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