One could even argue that it would take a real moron to screw it up.
Enter 19-year-old University of Iowa student Steven Fiorella.
Fiorella decided that it would be a good idea to get into Iowa City's Union Bar by handing a stolen driving license to the bouncer.
The only problem with Fiorella's plan was that the stolen driving license in question belonged to the bouncer.
Instead of realizing his mistake and making a run for it, Fiorella decided to tough it out. Perhaps the bouncer wouldn't recognize his own photograph, or maybe he'd assume he had an identical twin brother...
Needless to say, Fiorella was arrested later that night. Better yet, he was still carrying the bouncer's debit and AAA cards in his wallet.
Hopefully this guy isn't a pre-med student...
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"Haven't I seen your face somewhere before?"