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"Where did I put that damn hash pipe? Oh, darn, I left it in Britney's nappy again. I really should find a better place to store that thing. Looks like I'm gonna have to go without my morning pick-me-up today. Or maybe not... Hey Jesse! JESSE! JESSE YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT! Go get my coke stash out the formula tub..."
More submissions for this year's Parent of the Year award coming soon!
Hey Britney- I know that you're only 9 months old...but they'll give you less time because you'll be charged as a minor...so when the cops ask- say this is yours!
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