Five-Year-Old Brings Heroin to School for Show and Tell

Teacher: "Does anyone have anything for show and tell today?

Little Johnny: "I do, Miss!"

Teacher: "What have you got there, Little Johnny?"

Little Johnny: "Fifty packets of top grade smack. Who wants to trade their Cheetos?"

Click here for story

"Has anyone seen my kid? He's about 3ft tall, dark hair... oh yeah, and he's carrying 50 packets of heroin..."