So when the man with the world's biggest penis stepped through security at San Francisco International Airport, things were bound to get interesting.
As soon as officers saw the bulging package in Jonah Falcon's pants, he was stopped and frisked.
The 41-year-old New Yorker, who found fame after being featured on a 1999 HBO documentary, patiently explained that he smuggling nothing more dangerous than what nature gave him, prompting the TSA agent to sensitively ask him whether he had 'some sort of growth.'
Missing a prime opportunity to throw in a cheesy porn movie line - "What should we do about this... serious biological threat, officer?"- Mr. Falcon allowed the agents to pat him down and send him on his merry way.
It's good to see taxpayers' dollars hard at work.
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You should have seen the size of the penis that got away...